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It's the apocalypse! Zombies and monsters prowling everywhere! (see below)

After blasting several of them with your trusty assault rifle, how long would it be before you started wondering why all of them were so small, and why they were all carrying little bags of candy?

Posted - September 19, 2020
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  • 52928

     

      I’m calling the police. 

    :|

      September 20, 2020 4:52 AM MDT
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  • 44221
      September 20, 2020 6:58 AM MDT
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  • 52928

     

      That’s the spirit!  You let one of them onto your lawn and the next thing you know, there are whole gangs of them taking over!




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      September 20, 2020 7:34 AM MDT
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  • 44221
    They can stay. I'll lock the wife in a closet.
      September 20, 2020 12:22 PM MDT
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  • 52928

     

      No one else has to know. I’ll be your lookout, and I’ll let you know if anyone is near. (Cough, cough.)


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      September 20, 2020 12:29 PM MDT
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  • 44221
    You can join in.
      September 20, 2020 12:31 PM MDT
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  • 52928

     

      Thanks!  


    Wait, much too young for me. Is her mother available by any chance?



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      September 20, 2020 12:38 PM MDT
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