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Humorous answers, please: what significance has the institution of marriage had in your life?

 

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Posted - September 29, 2020
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  • 44608
    The usual...having to give up sex, happiness and the will to live. Jewish men die before their wives do...they want to.
      September 29, 2020 5:21 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      September 29, 2020 5:25 PM MDT
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      You’re probably like me; I’m beginning to think that my wife only married me for my celibacy. 

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      September 30, 2020 9:11 AM MDT
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  • 44608
    I'll ask mine. Actually, she married me for my steady job, fat wallet, (Which has slimmed down.) and my excellent health insurance. She has never denied it.
      September 30, 2020 9:31 AM MDT
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  • 13395
    INSTITUTION of MARRIAGE!! Scared me into staying single.
      September 29, 2020 6:00 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      September 29, 2020 6:09 PM MDT
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  • 11002
    I have never wanted or needed to be institutionalized.
      September 29, 2020 6:42 PM MDT
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      SMART WOMAN!

      September 29, 2020 7:35 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    Divorce was the end result of my life. In hindsight, I should have kidnapped her sister and thrown her in the Potomac. This post was edited by Zack at September 30, 2020 7:34 AM MDT
      September 29, 2020 7:42 PM MDT
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  • 53509
      September 29, 2020 9:26 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    The younger sister had way more influence than I ever did.
      September 29, 2020 10:07 PM MDT
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  • 23577
    My married-to-each-other parents allowed me, at the age of 12, to buy this book -- I excitedly showed it to them in the book store. I wanted it simply because of the book cover. They agreed.

    The rest became significantly life-altering for me.

    Welcome to my Avatar.

    :)



    Night of the Living Dead by John Russo
      September 29, 2020 7:53 PM MDT
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