(Maybe Randy D snuck up behind you at a party or two a couple of years ago . . . )
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This post was edited by BetaLoon at October 2, 2020 11:06 PM MDT
Yes, you’re probably right, but . . . well, there certainly have been a whole lot of nights, a whole lot of parties, a whole lot of er, um, a whole lot of “everything”. (Cough, cough.)
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No, but both she and I do look extremely young for our ages. Once, she was at a public place with our son who was a teenager at the time and a woman asked her if the two of them were boyfriend and girlfriend.
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Isn’t it a great feeling?
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My wife and I have always joked with each other about which one of us looks younger than the other.
She: You might get arrested for being with a teenaged girl if people see us out in public together.
Me: That’ll never happen, they’ll think how nice I am to be taking my mother out to dinner.
She: I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but behind your back, people always ask me if you’re my grandfather.
Me: That’s not what they ask you. They want to know how an old lady like you got rich enough to pay a handsome young gigolo to escort you everywhere.
She: You don’t escort me, I’m the one holding you up because you always forget your cane and you can’t remember where you left your walker.
Me: I’m just with you to lug along your oxygen tanks.
She: The curfew at the old folks’ home is in one hour, I have to get you back there on time or they’ll withhold your lime jello tomorrow as a penalty.
Me: I’m sick of carrying your Geritol and your prune juice for you, old lady.
She: The fire department has ordered me to have them on standby the next time we light all those candles on your birthday cake.
He: Let me help you across the street, it will be my good deed for the day, Grandma.
She: Great Grandpa, the only reason I don’t have DMV confiscate your driver’s license is that I’d have to drive you everywhere . . .
Me: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
She: Grrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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Age gap relationships are normal in my family though, so my stepmom is close to my husband's age and I have a couple of nieces that are older than me. My parents had me later in life so my parents are actually old enough to be my grandparents.
I’ll be right there, Savvy!
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BetaLoon 