Discussion » Questions » Relationships » Humorous answers, please. If there existed such a concept as professional spouses*, how might they be defined?

Humorous answers, please. If there existed such a concept as professional spouses*, how might they be defined?

 

*This does not mean married people who are professionals in their fields of employment, it means people whose actual profession is wife or husband, a profession of being a spouse, as in schooled, trained, certified, licensed, peer-review boards, periodic conventions, advanced degrees, experts in the segmented subject matters, etc. 


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Posted - October 3, 2020

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  • 8214
    One who never has a headache.
      October 3, 2020 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    Expert in:  cooking, cleaning, fixing things, giving massages, sex, making money without working 60 hours/week, engaging in conversation (yet knows when to STFU), honestly, thoughtfulness. 

    Such a simple list, isn't it? 

    :)




      October 3, 2020 8:33 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      I know a guy who is checked out on about half of the items your list.  We’ll have him at your front door this evening.



    (You can hire out for the other items.  Quit being so high maintenance.)
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      October 3, 2020 12:24 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    OMG, you can cook, marry me tonight.  (and you have a winning smile)  
    :  )
      October 3, 2020 6:01 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Er, um, my cooking skills are extremely limited. 

     

      October 4, 2020 6:44 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    What about that other guy from another day? The extra cute and way too young for me one? I want him!!!
      October 3, 2020 7:08 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      I’ll make you a deal: you find one for me and I’ll find one for you.


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      October 4, 2020 6:40 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    You're already married! I won't be a party to bigamy! 




      October 4, 2020 7:40 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      The IRL me is the married guy. Randy D on AnswerMug isn’t. Just for vacillating, now you owe me two of them. 


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      October 4, 2020 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    I'm pretty sure I've seen you lobby that answerMugland and the rest of the internet is very much a part of "real life"! 

    Nice try, Randolphino! 

      October 4, 2020 11:05 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Does IRL truly exist?  If it’s not on the internet, it must not be true!
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      October 4, 2020 11:46 AM MDT
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  • 10052
    I KNOW I've said this to you before...

    It used to! 
      October 4, 2020 11:55 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Now you owe me three of them. 

     

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      October 4, 2020 1:12 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I would hire a spouse who would just stay down in basement out of my way until I needed them for something.. like open a jar or mow the lawn ...or something.
      October 3, 2020 9:06 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Or something?

    I come highly recommended, I’ve taken all of the available courses!   I’m really good at it!  I use a personally devised massage technique, I have references, you know, and I can show you my evaluations too, there are lots of them!

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      October 3, 2020 12:39 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    You mean you made it past all those restraining orders?   
      October 3, 2020 6:02 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Orders, schmorders!  My uncle is a judge, and I have him dismiss those things left and right!




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      October 3, 2020 11:21 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Are you in the Guinness book of world records yet?
      October 4, 2020 2:03 AM MDT
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  • 16838
    Personally, I'd rather be in the world record book of Guinnesses ...

      October 4, 2020 4:17 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      LOL!

      October 4, 2020 6:03 AM MDT
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  • 7408
    If you’re referring to keeping house and making the bed, I am not impressed by your pic. 
      October 3, 2020 7:24 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Burn! :P
      October 3, 2020 7:26 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    ;) 
      October 3, 2020 7:27 PM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Grrrrrrr, you know what I meant!

      October 3, 2020 11:22 PM MDT
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