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You’re officially disinvited to the comedy standup auditions.
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Everything I send to you is meant for you. I learned years ago about mixing women up, I haven’t done that for quite a long time.
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She does, she does, but if you’ve never been in such a situation, that‘s usually how it goes: neither one seems to realize that the true scoundrel and perpetrator is wearing pants, not skirts.
(It’s saved plenty of scoundrels from getting well-deserved lumps to their heads.)
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i didn’t write that! hakkerz brokt innetwo my howse n tooken kontro ov miy compuder
It’s intentional; as a product brand name, that’s how they spell it.
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I certainly haven’t said that it’s right.
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It’s a good thing I wasn’t the one driving by there . . .