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(Don‘t listen to him. He convinced me to buy stock in moose ballet schools on the Canadian Stock Market, it turns out it was all just a loonies money-laundering scheme and look where it landed me.)
Well, ok. I’ll send you the money, but this better be on the level, I can’t stand having more time tacked onto my sentence. By the way, you do accept cash, don’t you? I know it’s good because a guy named Regrof over in the next cellblock assures me it is. Gee, now that I think about it, I never did find out why they have him locked up in here . . .
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Oh.
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Wait, mud that tastes like mud? How did you know?
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