Your stepsisters called me looking for you, CinderCanadaElla. They want you to go back home and get the housework done.
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Oh, wait, you’re asleep? Perfect time for me to install more of these Prime Day discount cameras that I just bought from Amazon.
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You’re kidding but those are on sale for Prime Day too. If you weren’t such a boomer you could be saving so much money on all your “creepy” stuff lol.
Please order a set of one dozen each for me and have them delivered to your place. It will save me a step, since they’ll be getting installed right there anyway. I’ll leave the money for them in the blue cookie jar on the counter to the left of your sink where you keep spare cash. Oh, and by the way, you forgot to unplug your hair dryer yesterday when you left home. I took care of it for you.
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