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Benedict Arnold

What is the most unimaginable way that you've ever used a pool noodle?

Posted - October 12, 2020
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  • 7408

    This one time, I rolled a pool noodle over some fallen almost dead leaves.... I can’t post the rest of the story here, yet. Too soon.

      October 12, 2020 2:10 PM MDT
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  • If you turn up your volume you can hear each leaf make a blood curdling scream as it is separated from the tree and falls to its death.

    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 14, 2020 1:53 PM MDT
      October 12, 2020 2:15 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Not quite dead yet when the hit the ground. You should hear how they scream when crushed to death by a pool noodle.
      October 12, 2020 2:19 PM MDT
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  • Was you sharing that picture a subtle indicator of your views on South America? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 14, 2020 1:53 PM MDT
      October 12, 2020 2:20 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Lol, no, don’t make me laugh...  you ruined the mood.Now those leaves will never be brought back to life.... maybe the next batch In about thirty minutes or so.  
      October 12, 2020 2:24 PM MDT
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  • Don't worry there will be more leaves for your pool noodle to find. 
      October 12, 2020 2:25 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    I’m counting on it. 
      October 12, 2020 2:26 PM MDT
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  • 339
    You're just sick.

    I like it .
      October 12, 2020 3:48 PM MDT
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  • 7408
    Do you enjoy hearing leaves scream as they’re crushed to death too? 
      October 13, 2020 8:30 AM MDT
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  • 44649
    Only in Kanadia.
      October 12, 2020 5:22 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    Well, a pool noodle has a 3-inch diameter and a 1-inch hole in the middle. Yes, I just happen to have part of one here. Hummm, I'll have to give this one some thought. 
      October 12, 2020 2:41 PM MDT
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  • 8214
    I did use a piece of one on a backrest bar on a woman's walker.  It is better than leaning against a hard piece of metal. 
      October 12, 2020 3:46 PM MDT
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  • 34433
    I used it to float in the pool. 
      October 12, 2020 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    That's just crazy.
      October 12, 2020 5:23 PM MDT
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  • 34433
    I used no imagination at all.
      October 13, 2020 4:07 AM MDT
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  • Did you at least weaponize it and beat a few people in the head?
      October 13, 2020 7:22 AM MDT
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  • 339
    If I told you the truth I'd need to kill you - And you'd have to pay me.
      October 12, 2020 3:41 PM MDT
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  • In that order??  You might want to revamp your collections policy. As a sign of good faith the security deposit is on the way.  Now tell me this hidden truth. 
      October 13, 2020 7:25 AM MDT
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  • 339

    YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

      October 13, 2020 7:31 PM MDT
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  • Pool noodles that have been subjected to aquatic exercise classes have seen so much...
      October 14, 2020 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 14
    I don’t even know what that is ????‍♂️
      October 12, 2020 5:12 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    They are floats things you put in a pool. Little kids love them.

      October 12, 2020 5:25 PM MDT
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  • 14
    I see. Thank you!
      October 13, 2020 3:00 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I’ve never touched one of those in my entire life. 

    ~

      October 12, 2020 9:45 PM MDT
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