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Benedict Arnold

What is the most unimaginable way that you've ever used a pool noodle?

Posted - October 12, 2020
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  • 8214
    Well then, you are in for a treat. 
      October 13, 2020 4:53 AM MDT
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  • 53524
      October 13, 2020 6:40 AM MDT
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  • 53524
    (See below, let me know if it’s true. Shhhhhhh.)
    ~
      January 27, 2021 5:53 AM MST
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  • Honeydew will let you touch hers. 
      October 13, 2020 7:23 AM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      Is that true, HoneyDew?
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      January 27, 2021 5:52 AM MST
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  • 5451
    Ooo, I didn't know a pool noodle could fit in there.  Ouch!  That looks painful.  Oh, it's coming out someplace else!

    Don't get too close the pool, you're on their home turf.  Be careful, that orange one is looking at you!
      October 14, 2020 11:05 AM MDT
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  • I think you have the beginnings of a screenplay here.  I can't wait to see the movie. 
      October 14, 2020 12:41 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Do you want to star in it?  The original actor had an unfortunate accident.  I thought we had the pool noodles trained better than that!

    You're playing the role so well!  Hey, wait, the pool noodle's not supposed to be doing that!  Somebody, bring me a pry bar, quick!
      October 14, 2020 1:57 PM MDT
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  • I think it's possible this could be my breakout role unless you're planning another "unfortunate" accident on the set. I'm a bit suspect of the training these pool noodles received.  One of them just winked at me  *cringe*
      October 14, 2020 2:03 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Umm yeah, the purple one gets like that when he hasn't been fed.
      October 14, 2020 2:05 PM MDT
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  • Well I figured out that its favorite food is human leg.  I managed to wrestle it back but I need wizard glue. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 14, 2020 5:34 PM MDT
      October 14, 2020 2:07 PM MDT
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  • 1817
    big straw to drink pool water 
      October 16, 2020 9:36 PM MDT
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