Pet owners: what kinds of carnage or hilarity would ensue if your pet had direct access to your bank accounts?

She would order tons of treats.

Since they can already use the computer,  I'd end up with several subscriptions to the "Fish of the Day" club, and I get 2 pallets of kitty treats (1 chicken and 1 salmon).  After that, the bank would close the account for insufficient funds. 

However, I've already had this discussion with them -   No, they can not have my bank password or the one to unlock the computer.  No, teh password is not MEOW.  No, Amazon doesn't sell fish or chicken.  Repeatedly pressing the power button on the computer won't make it come on (you are passworded out).  The bank has been warned to freeze the account if more than one package of kitty treats is ordered.  Calling the bank won't work as they have been warned not to respond to any meowing or purrs.  No, you may not hock the dog.  lAl pawn shops have been alerted not to accept him.  And putting a hairball in my show isn't going to change anything.

Two words: Hickory Farms. They'd eat themselves sick. 

P.S. - My dog likes that gif. 

You wouldn't be able to take a step in the back yard without stepping on a broken squeaky toy. She loves those things literally to death. This post was edited by Slartibartfast at October 25, 2020 8:50 AM MDT