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Randy D

Of the ten choices below, which would you use to “make it look like an accident” if I offered you 20% more than the going rate?



 


(This is just joking around, it doesn’t need to be taken any more seriously than it’s meant to be.)


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Posted - November 6, 2020
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  • 13395
    Poisoning. Mix a large dose of heroin into someone's drink.
      November 6, 2020 9:05 PM MST
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  • 10662
    I wouldn't use any of those choices.  They're too easy to be traced back to the artist.  Besides... I doubt you have enough money to pay the "going rate", let alone with a 20% markup (Bitcoin and pictures of cash aren't acceptable payments).
      November 6, 2020 11:03 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Why do you doubt that I can afford it?  



    I’m loaded. Hey, wait . . . . 




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      November 7, 2020 1:09 PM MST
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  • 10662
    Sorry, I don't do business with anyone who incriminates themselves.
      November 7, 2020 2:27 PM MST
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  • 17614
    Falls.  I immediately thought of the movie where Kathy Bates covered an old well hole in her yard then got her drunk husband to chase after her.  He fell down the well.  YAY!!!!   I couldn't kill anyone other than in true self defense. 
      November 7, 2020 1:52 AM MST
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  • I choose fall.


      November 7, 2020 2:38 AM MST
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  • 7280
    Be aware---Steve Bannon just lost his lawyer because he suggested beheading Fauci---lol.


    Edit:  I guess an axe or a machete would qualify under "machinery;" and that is somewhat personal---so I'll go with that category. This post was edited by tom jackson at November 7, 2020 5:02 PM MST
      November 7, 2020 3:57 PM MST
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