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The AnswerMug Challenge Series, Redesign Your Body Edition:

If you could have an anatomy-related task operated by a lever, a push button, a dial, or a switch added somewhere, anywhere on your outer skin, where would you want it to be, which of the four underlined options would you choose, and what would its function be?

1. Lever
2. Push Button
3. Dial
4. Switch


RULES
It can be a real or an imaginary function.
You can only choose one of the four options.
Think far outside of the box.
Have fun!
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Posted - November 9, 2020

Responses


  • 7408
    I don’t get it. 
      November 10, 2020 4:39 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Read Kittigate’s answer below for inspiration. I’m much too busy filling out your alimony checks and arguing with your divorce lawyer to explain things to you. Grrrrrrr. 

    :|

      November 10, 2020 9:06 AM MST
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  • 7408
    Lol:) okay, I wouldn’t want to keep you from signing ten checks. 
      November 10, 2020 12:24 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      As long as it’s only ten checks per month and all for the same amount, I don’t mind (much).


    ~

      November 10, 2020 2:19 PM MST
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  • 7408
    That  was meant to be “the”, not ten. Put a few more zeros on that check or I’m calling the police. 
      November 10, 2020 2:36 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Too late: you said ten checks, and that’s what your flimsy, crooked divorce lawyer pinned me down to in court. As for more zeros, sure. How’s your understanding of mathematics (maths, to you weirdos)?

    .730000 cents
    ~

      November 10, 2020 2:41 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Push button or actually a microswitch on my butt so whenever I sat down at home it would send a signal for a nice young lady to bring me an icy cold beer and a sammich.
      November 10, 2020 7:52 AM MST
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  • 53524
    Lol!
      November 10, 2020 9:04 AM MST
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  • 5835
    In fact I have been pondering that exact question ever since I was told that it is possible to hook a switch to a nerve and get instant orgasm any time. Nice idea, but where would you install the switch?
      November 10, 2020 10:31 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      The location for installing the switch is exactly what you’re being asked for here. Great premise, though.

    ~

      November 10, 2020 10:33 AM MST
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  • 44649
    Your penis would wither away.
      November 10, 2020 3:16 PM MST
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  • 44649
    I would want a simple push button on my forehead that would sober me up. Wait...why would I want that? Never mind. This post was edited by Element 99 at November 11, 2020 7:42 AM MST
      November 10, 2020 3:18 PM MST
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