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Randy D

If my fake ex-wife posts a revenge question that I cannot answer, I don’t have to pay her any alimony for three months, right? ~

I discovered a law from 1934 that’s still on the books and allows for withholding alimony payments if the payee presents in any open and public way a conundrum that stumps the obligor.  I plan to roll those three months of payments directly into The Harem fund, most likely to buy a dozen more skimpy bikinis, refill the massage oil containers, and upgrade the sandwich-making assembly line. 



Evidence: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/119243/in-english-what-are-some-verbs-that-the-infinity-stones-can-do

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Posted - November 11, 2020
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  • 343
    You (and we) obtain so much entertainment from the circumstance, that maybe we should endeavor to keep that ball rolling for as long as possible, or at least until harems and other sandwich sites are cleared of all suspicion (of being covid infection hot spots and pits of moral turpitude). 
      November 11, 2020 7:55 AM MST
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  • 8214
     I think investing in the harem is a much better idea. 
      November 11, 2020 11:40 AM MST
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  • 53504

     

      You’re right.  I probably should have done that instead of marrying her and divorcing her seven times. Grrrrrrr. 


    :|

      November 11, 2020 12:27 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Seven times?  hahahaha well, she must have done "something" right for you to keep going back, and back and back. 
      November 11, 2020 12:35 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

     She’s the one who keeps crawling back to me. I must have done "something" right for her to keep coming back, and back, and back, and back and back.  (Cough, cough.)


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      November 11, 2020 2:51 PM MST
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  • 7404

    I take back what I said the other day about “you‘re losing it” you’ve officially lost it. 

      November 11, 2020 2:54 PM MST
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  • 7404
    Stop whining, this is why I keep divorcing you, whiner. 
      November 11, 2020 2:13 PM MST
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  • 10996
    I believe her pre-nup renders that law unenforceable.
      November 11, 2020 2:48 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

      A Canadian prenup is invalid here in the US. I’m safe, and so are my assets. Want me to book a flight to Minnesota so that you and I can discuss it during an all-nighter?


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      November 11, 2020 3:00 PM MST
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  • 10996
    Thanks, but no.
      November 11, 2020 5:15 PM MST
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  • 53504

     

      No overnighting?  Are you sure?  Then how about just a few hours together a mile or two down the interstate from the airport?



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      November 11, 2020 6:18 PM MST
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