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Randy D

Your new neighbor is Randy D.


 

Problem?
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Posted - November 13, 2020
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  • 23659
    "Hi, Rand - - uh, wait -- I thought that was you but it's not you! "

    :)



    Close Up Young Black Man Smiling And Posing For Camera Mexico City High-Res Stock Video Footage - Getty Images
      November 13, 2020 8:38 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      I don’t know who he is.  


    :|

      November 13, 2020 9:20 PM MST
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  • 23659
    I tried to find, but I couldn't find the exact picture that I've seen posted by you, taken in a similar way, up close, of a guy seeming to be looking through a door hole or whatever those things are called.
    This one was the closest I could find and I adapted an answer.
      November 14, 2020 5:22 AM MST
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  • 53526

      

     ~

      November 14, 2020 5:25 AM MST
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  • 23659
    Yeah, that's the picture.
    Thanks.
    :)
      November 14, 2020 5:38 AM MST
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  • 339
    If you're going to lick my windows at least let me watch.
      November 13, 2020 9:23 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Oh wait, you mean there’s window glass between us? I thought it was the real you!



      November 13, 2020 9:39 PM MST
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  • 7795
    I'd spend the rest of my time trying to get both of us drunk with copious amounts of beer. Of course, I'd introduce myself first and welcome him to the neighborhood. This post was edited by Zack at November 14, 2020 12:06 PM MST
      November 13, 2020 9:42 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      But I don’t drink beer nor alcohol. 

    (More for you.)
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      November 13, 2020 9:44 PM MST
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  • 10664
    Hey... what happened to the topless sunbather who used to live there?
      November 13, 2020 10:38 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

    I have a plan to cover all bases, pal.




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      November 13, 2020 10:53 PM MST
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  • 10664
    Nope, it's just not the same. (she was much, much cuter)
      November 14, 2020 11:01 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      It’s my A-Cups that give you pause, isn’t it?

    :(

      November 14, 2020 4:00 PM MST
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  • You're watching me through binoculars.  You can see me, but this is the view from my window.



    I don't see the bushes where you hide.
      November 14, 2020 12:59 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      You know me, I most likely brought the bushes with me. 


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      November 14, 2020 4:56 AM MST
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  • 11105
    Again? How many times do I have to move and change my identity?
      November 14, 2020 5:10 AM MST
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  • 53526


     

      You’re just fighting the inevitable. Why not just let this happen, Baby?

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      November 14, 2020 5:18 AM MST
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  • 8214
    Randy D.  While writing a report I accidentally dangled a modifier, what should I do now?
      November 14, 2020 9:10 AM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Please stop by my place and I’ll go over your options with you. Block off a whole weekend on your calendar, though. 


    ~

      November 14, 2020 3:58 PM MST
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  • 8214
    I'll be right over. 
      November 14, 2020 6:36 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

     

    ~

      November 14, 2020 10:17 PM MST
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  • 8214
    Thank you for helping me get my dangle out of a tangle. :  )
      November 15, 2020 9:07 AM MST
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  • 44654
    You don't want to live in my neighborhood.

      November 14, 2020 12:10 PM MST
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