What was your ex like?

An a-hole douchebag!!! 

A controlling, narcissist fat, ugly lesbian. (The last ten years of our marriage.)

A story not meant to be told...........anymore.

 

  Which one? Any one of them in particular?  (With me, you have to be a bit more specific in asking this.)

 

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The last 3 gfs I had before my wife and I got together were very nice girls with whom things just didn't work out for one reason or another. We're still friends. My wife is friends with them too, so it's all good.

Number One, my fiancé, left me one week before the wedding.  He said he wanted someone more like himself.  I hope he found someone more like himself.


Number Two had a bad temper.  He yelled at me because I had pens and pencils in a mug on my kitchen counter.  He thought they weren't in order.  He moved everything in my kitchen to put them in order.  He handled his personal finances poorly.  He spent all of his income on toys, but he never used them.  He only spent time cleaning them.  He bought guns, but he only cleaned them.  We went to the gun range one time.  He became upset because I hit all of the targets near the center.  He missed most of the targets.  We went skiing, but he never left the hotel.  He needed to clean his skis.  He hated to work.  When I came home from work, he was playing video games because he left his job.  It was a good job.  He quit because his coworkers picked on him.


I'm embarrassed to write about Number Three.


Americans on the internet always tell single people that they must be happy to be single before they can find love.  Number Four was very happy being single.  That's why the relationship didn't work.  He was too happy being single.


Number Five was a long distance relationship.  He was from Australia.  I met him at the airport.  He dumped me because I disagreed with him about a political issue.

Lazy.