Do you have a type?

Randall, you paint a very happy picture.  I want to be the one who makes you smile. 

 

  I wouldn’t have it any other way.

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Yes, WE all know that about you :) 

 

  I’m just an affectionate kind of guy, that’s all. 

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“Affectionate“ that’s one word for it. 

 

  Yes, that’s what it’s called. (Quit being so negative. It’s the reason we’re divorced today.)
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Nice type. :)

I have good taste. :)

WHOA WHOA WHOA!! That's a dude!

And I'm a woman, so where's the issue?

I love being proved wrong. I thought you were a dude too. My bad.

LOL ... you aren't the first to make that mistake and I doubt you'd be the last. :):):)

I like your type, too.
(And I'll give myself some points, then- - I've always known you were a woman.)

I thought you might. :)

Facial hair, icky. 

No problem.  I wasn't planning to share him with you.

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:)

Ok, I already have the best and I don't plan on sharing him either. 

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:)

 

  But mine is ok, right, HoneyDew?  

(Wink, wink.)
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So no mermaids allowed?