Not really a question, I guess - - just a reason to post my favorite-by-far R.E.M. song.
Today, I'm especially thankful to R.E.M. for this song.
Yes, when suspecting something and hoping that it’s not true, or at least that it’s not the worst case scenario.
For instance, in the interrogation room at police headquarters just last week, I was getting drilled by detectives . . .
Randy D: “You’ve been after me on this for three hours now, and I keep telling you that I have never even seen that lady, I have absolutely nothing to do with her disappearance!”
Detective: “We happen to know that’s not true, because we have a video tape showing you as being the last known person seen with her before she disappeared.”
Randy D: “Wait, what?”
Detective: “That’s right. The three-hour delay was a stall tactic while we were getting a judge to sign a search warrant. We understand you keep a pretty interesting setup in that basement of yours . . .”
Randy D: “I want a lawyer, and I’m finished answering questions.”
Women just seem to follow me around. They can’t help themselves, and I’m powerless to put an end to it. (As much as I would like to.)
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