On the automobile you most recently* drove, how full was the fuel tank when you started the engine? A poll this is. ~

*Or the automobile you’re driving right now.

1. Why are you talking like Yoda?

2. Very close to E (Empty), and is today Talk Like Yoda Day?

3. Between E and one quarter full, but that’s not important right now: am I supposed to give my answer talking like Yoda?

4. Between one quarter and half full, am I the only one who noticed that you’re talking like Yoda?

5. Between half and three quarters full. I bet you want me to make reference to you talking like Yoda, don’t you?

6. Between three quarters and completely full, I thought only nerds talk like Yoda, right am I?

7. I didn’t notice, I was too busy trying to get away from weirdos who talk like Yoda, didn’t you see me pealing away from you?

8. I haven’t driven an automobile, who do you think you are, Yoda or someone?

9. Two or more of the above answers, but may I please exclude you talking like Yoda?

10. None of the above, or a completely different answer altogether, and by the way, aren’t you just a fake Yoda wannabe?
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