¡Fake it until you make it!
And before any of you activists start activating, it’s not real fur, it’s from K-Mart, I got it on sale for half price of $16.99 plus tax. You all know how I roll.
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Why are and I discussing this in public? We need privacy. Let’s retire to the royal bedchambers where you’ll be much more comfortable, and I’ll let you run your hands all over my skins so that you know for yourself what they feel like . . .
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