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Can one get a Canadian mail order bride?

Posted - December 13, 2020

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  • 423
    For my own edification, what would be the overwhelming attraction - other than for a French Canadian or aboriginal girl, of course.
      December 13, 2020 7:33 PM MST
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  • 423
    PS You don't have to answer this.
      December 14, 2020 5:32 AM MST
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  • 53498

     

      Save yourself the postage by just taking over the payments on my serial ex-wife . . . 


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      December 14, 2020 5:47 AM MST
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  • 423
    With that spacey expression and wacky hair-do she looks to me totally batty - but perhaps that's just silly affectation. Or am I being unfair? This post was edited by Stemmata949 at December 15, 2020 7:38 PM MST
      December 14, 2020 10:17 AM MST
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  • 53498

     

      She’s off the charts. 

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      December 14, 2020 10:46 AM MST
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  • 7404
    Lol 
      December 14, 2020 11:04 AM MST
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  • 53498
      December 14, 2020 1:40 PM MST
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  • 7404

    Ask Randy. 


      December 14, 2020 11:05 AM MST
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  • 53498

     

      Folks, I just want Jaimie to smuggle me into Canada, so she keeps promising me that she’ll do it just to get me to marry her. I’ve divorced her 7 times now, but she always lures me back with more false claims of how wonderful things will be and how much she’s changed and all the sandwiches she’ll make for me. In reality, however, she makes me shovel out the moose corral or I spend my time going from one pawn shop to another to recover my scattered tilde collection or she’s singing karaoke at RCMP barracks until the wee hours of the morning. Of course, this is while I’m sending her half my paycheck every month, and not once has she snuck me across the border. The closest I ever got was in the truck of her car, when a mysterious “mishap” took place . . .



      December 14, 2020 4:38 PM MST
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  • 7404
      December 15, 2020 8:52 AM MST
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  • 6023
    You can ... but when it arrives, you'll find out it was shipped from China - they got the order messed up (due to interpretation problems, they sent you a "Canadian Male Bride") - you'll never be able to reach Customer Service - and you'll never get your money back.
      December 14, 2020 3:04 PM MST
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  • 44592
    That's OK. I need someone to split some wood for me.
      December 14, 2020 3:07 PM MST
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  • 53498

     

      December 14, 2020 4:27 PM MST
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  • 44592
    Uh...I'm not sure what to say about this. Welby...help needed.
      December 14, 2020 7:11 PM MST
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  • 23548
    Ha! I came across this by chance - - scrolling slowly down the page reading - - and when I saw the picture, I thought, "Does Randy D think he's talking to me?"

    (I was pondering answering your question along the lines of, "How would I know? I'd be ordering a Canadian Male Groom." Walt beat me to the concept.)

    :)


    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at December 16, 2020 5:23 AM MST
      December 15, 2020 7:02 PM MST
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  • 44592
    I thought the same.
      December 15, 2020 7:29 PM MST
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  • 13277
    Why Canadian, eh?
      December 15, 2020 7:40 PM MST
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  • 53498

     

       Because Canadian women make the best wives sandwiches.




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      December 15, 2020 9:01 PM MST
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