Save yourself the postage by just taking over the payments on my serial ex-wife . . .
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She’s off the charts.
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Ask Randy.
Folks, I just want Jaimie to smuggle me into Canada, so she keeps promising me that she’ll do it just to get me to marry her. I’ve divorced her 7 times now, but she always lures me back with more false claims of how wonderful things will be and how much she’s changed and all the sandwiches she’ll make for me. In reality, however, she makes me shovel out the moose corral or I spend my time going from one pawn shop to another to recover my scattered tilde collection or she’s singing karaoke at RCMP barracks until the wee hours of the morning. Of course, this is while I’m sending her half my paycheck every month, and not once has she snuck me across the border. The closest I ever got was in the truck of her car, when a mysterious “mishap” took place . . .
Because Canadian women make the best wives sandwiches.
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