Then I guess you might also dislike Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh - no? ~ As a kid, I found most Disney cartoons too boring to watch for more than a few seconds. Strangely, as an adult I have sometimes found them funny - esp. the earliest Popeye stories of the 1930s.
I still prefer the UPA Studio productions of Mr Magoo.
Oddly, I came to live through them when Mum went blind 19 years before she died. Like Mcgoo - she terrified me by refusing to cease driving a car. "Don't worry, dear," she said, "I know by heart where all the stop signs are."
This post was edited by inky at December 18, 2020 2:07 PM MST
Jason Bourne most likely. Let's start at the top he is a failed Government Employee (1). He cannot talk about that. He is an active assassin and he cannot talk about that (2). He cannot talk about where he has beeen or is going to (3). He cannot talk about his love life, the girls are all dead or about to die (4)
Oh yeah his real name was David Web, he cannot talk about that
Nanoose 