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Randy D

So when we cut through all the flowery speech and the self-serving justifications, isn’t the bottom line that you WON’T marry me?

 

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Posted - December 24, 2020
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  • 8214
    That's really funny but not in a haha way.  I sure don't see anyone knocking on my door. 
      December 24, 2020 12:26 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Hey, wait . . .



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      December 24, 2020 12:27 PM MST
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  • 8214
    You can't manage a phone call on Christmas? 
      December 25, 2020 11:11 AM MST
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  • 53524

      Er, um, on Christmas is when I’m more apt to drop in late at night. Let me consult my database to see if you’re on the naughty girl list.

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      December 25, 2020 3:10 PM MST
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  • 11087
    In a nutshell, yes.
      December 24, 2020 2:56 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      (Sigh.)  I see, I see. You prefer that we just shack up so as to protect your financial holdings, right?  Ok, since you insist, I guess there’s no other option . . .


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      December 24, 2020 8:22 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Correctamundo. 
      December 24, 2020 3:49 PM MST
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  • 4624
    Yes - but really it's just an intsywintsy problem of double bigamy.
      December 24, 2020 7:25 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      The ceremony will be held in international waters, so we’re fine. Next “flimsy excuse”?



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      December 24, 2020 8:25 PM MST
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