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Hey, wait . . .
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Er, um, on Christmas is when I’m more apt to drop in late at night. Let me consult my database to see if you’re on the naughty girl list.
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(Sigh.) I see, I see. You prefer that we just shack up so as to protect your financial holdings, right? Ok, since you insist, I guess there’s no other option . . .
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The ceremony will be held in international waters, so we’re fine. Next “flimsy excuse”?
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