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The manager’s point was to show you that they did not use fake boiled egg slices? (I have to admit that I’ve never even heard of them. I’m well aware of fake eggs in powered form, having served in the Marines, I’ve had more than my fair share presented to me, and I after leaving active service, won’t go anywhere near them, but I can’t even imagine how fake slices of eggs would even be possible.)
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Wow, I never knew those existed! Customer beware!
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Drunken Donuts
Try ‘n’ Save
Woolsworthless
UnSafeway
Junk-in-the-Box
Booger King
Victoria’s Secret Infection
Lame Bryant
SuperficialCuts
Hearse Rent-a-Car
24-Hour Fatness
Family Fatness Center
I Amway Off-Center
Coca-Colonoscopy
Pipsqueak Cola
I-Hope I Don’t Get Sick
Bled Lobster
H&R Blockheads
Artery’s (Arby’s)
ChinaMart (WalMart)
US Steel Out of Business
Rotten Apple
(Don’t get me started.)
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I should invite you out. It guarantees at least three dates.
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