Inspired by this question that was posted by another member of this website for whom I have the highest regard, esteem, admiration and envy, and if you really must know, I sort of envy his life and his lifestyle:
https://answermug.com/forums/topic/123006/soldier-porter-miller-hunter-gardener-fisher-farmer-drive
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Uh-huh... A wee bit pretentious, don't you think? After reading that, the name "dipstick" came to mind... but that's more of a title than a surname. So I'll just say, Gib and Gauge. And if you intend to power your machine, there's also Cord.