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Randy D

“It’s me, Randolph, I’m calling from the state prison. I thought you were going to testify on my behalf, you didn’t even show up in court!”

You could’ve made the difference between acquittal and conviction, where were you? Grrrrrrrr.

Posted - January 25, 2021
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  • 44649
    Sorry...I was quite busy in your basement.

    This post was edited by Element 99 at January 25, 2021 9:45 PM MST
      January 25, 2021 8:03 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      You dirty double-crosser! 


      January 25, 2021 9:45 PM MST
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  • 10662
    Sorry, I was eating a sandwich and lost track of time.   
      January 25, 2021 8:50 PM MST
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  • 53526

     

      Wait, that can be useful for my appeal!  Get yourself deposed right away!


    ~ 

      January 25, 2021 9:39 PM MST
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  • 16829
    The Vegemite detector went off when I passed through it, and I was detained.
      January 26, 2021 1:58 AM MST
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  • 53526

     


      I guess I have to learn to take the good with the bad. At least the Vegemite never got near me, but now it’ll be two years before I see the light of day, fourteen months with good behavior. Grrrrrrr. 

    :|

      January 27, 2021 6:01 AM MST
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