or prizes might you want in place of the cash?
For instance, a trip abroad with all expenses paid, an automobile, a dining set, a bedroom set, a living room set, appliances, sporting equipment, etc.
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Wait, according to our records, you did accept all the prizes in the showcase behind Door #3, sir. It’s too late to back out now, because we’ve already arranged to deliver a lifetime supply of cat food, cat toys, catnip and kitty porn to your address. It’s all right here in the online requisition forms and invoices that you signed electronically, Mr. I. M. Hizpettkatte. Oh, hold on a second . . .
Hasn’t the court battle over months of missing alimony checks taught you anything about coveting money too much? Grrrrrrr.
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I joke about a whole lot of things, that doesn’t mean anything more than it is on the surface.
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That reminds me of the time that Oprah Winfrey have gave each audience member a car. They were out of their minds in ecstatic joy, but it came out later that each recipient had been strapped with high taxes, costs and fees associated with local ordinances, even and especially those who lived elsewhere. A bit of egg of the face for Oprah’s apparent generous gesture.
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This post was edited by Randy D at February 9, 2021 7:02 PM MST