For instance: “Randolph D is a real person, not an actor, and he was compensated financially for posting here.”
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Wait, all of my years of searching have been based on that very foundation!
(Oh, no wonder I’ve never located you. Grrrrrrr.)
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The AnswerMug Accounts Payable Office has a document with “your” signature on it stating that you decline all monies due to you and you request that they be diverted to a member by the name of Randall, Randolph D. (Cough, cough.)
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Maybe I plan to take care of you to the point that you don’t need money. How are your sandwich-making skills (in basements)?
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Silly amateur. It would never make it into the Randall Compound. Even if for some reason you smuggled it past the mayonnaise-detecting technology, I personally conduct the strip searches and the cavity searches on all newly arriving inductees. Rubber gloves, you ask? Nope; I like to feel what I’m working with.
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There’s such a magazine in existence? Gee, I can’t wait to read the Letters From Women monthly feature!
(I am so happy, folks!)
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