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In your case, I do it to make sure you’re not running around behind my back with a tree surgeon or canoe instructor or archeology grad student or exterminator or short order cook or civil court bailiff or bartender or snake carrier or boating shellacker or photographer or haberdasher or a set of fraternal twins or a Mountie or furniture salesman or silk screen printer or software installer or car enthusiast or cartoonist or moose wrangler or mobile or travel brochure author or phone repairman or barber or or punk rock guitarist or pilot or clarinet player or stockbroker or lighting engineer or fast food cashier or radio personality or sunglasses designer or hockey player or substitute history teacher or horticulturalist or health care therapist or film editor or brewery employee or an old flame from high school or registrar or parliamentary page or accountant or zombie tracker avalanche investigator or cartographer or jackhammer operator or caterer or parole officer or . . .
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Grrrrrrr.
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