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Randy D

At the interviews for Sandwichista, what are three important questions I should be asking the applicants?

 

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Posted - February 21, 2021
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  • 10662
    1.  How do you feel about mayonnaise?
    2.  Where do you see yourself around noon tomorrow?
    3.  What's your stance on tildes?
      February 22, 2021 9:49 AM MST
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  • 53524

     

      What, no one is warning them about where they’d be on noon the next day, right?



      February 22, 2021 9:58 AM MST
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  • 8214
    What are you trying to accomplish by posting this?
      February 22, 2021 6:35 PM MST
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  • 53524

      Joking around, that’s what, just like I do on 90% of everything I post here. I sincerely hope no one takes it more seriously that it is meant or than it deserves. 

      Why, what did you think I meant to accomplish by it?

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      February 22, 2021 6:39 PM MST
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  • 10052
    1) If you didn't come home from work one night, would anyone there report you missing?

    2) Will you accept alternate forms of "payment"? 

    3) Is marble rye your favorite kind of bread? 
      February 22, 2021 6:59 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      (This lady might know me a bit too well, folks. Maybe that’s why I can never get her to acquiesce . . . grrrrrrrrrrrrr.)


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      February 22, 2021 7:10 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Ya think? 

      February 22, 2021 7:13 PM MST
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  • 53524

     


      How about if you just got to know me better?  I think you’ll really like my cuddly side. 

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      February 22, 2021 7:25 PM MST
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  • 10052
      February 23, 2021 6:46 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      I keep half a dozen boxes of it on hand. 


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      February 23, 2021 6:47 PM MST
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  • 10052
    My dogs don't eat that crap.

    (Only because I don't allow them to. I'm sure they'd love mystery meat dog treats!)

      February 23, 2021 6:50 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      Oh, believe me, I know they will!
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      February 23, 2021 7:00 PM MST
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  • 10052
    Just don't try to give them unfiltered tap water or you're dead to me. 
      February 23, 2021 7:05 PM MST
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  • 53524

    Duly noted. 

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      February 23, 2021 7:07 PM MST
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  • 53524

    Edit:  Oh, believe me, I knowthey will!

    Never having had them before will make my job even easier. 


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      February 23, 2021 7:06 PM MST
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  • 16826
    1. Are you planning to travel to, ar have you recently travelled to, Australia?
    2. Are you in regular contact with any Australians?
    3. Would you recognise Vegemite even it was delivered in an unmarked jar?
      February 23, 2021 7:42 PM MST
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  • 53524

     

      All very good questions for disqualifying any potential smugglers or undercover operatives who are connected to the evil land. Thanks, mate!
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      February 23, 2021 8:19 PM MST
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