Yes, but . . .
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She calls you to talk about life with Randy D: “Honeydew, I’m telling you that you don’t know the half of what this man puts me through over here. Throwing away good money on those useless tildes is just one part of it. Do you know he expects sandwiches on demand, even on the middle of the night? And don’t get me started on what it’s like going to the supermarket with him. We practically have to wear hazmat suits to go past the mayonnaise and avocado aisles. I don’t know how much more of this I’m willing for to take. Grrrrr.”
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Ok, but don’t take an anti-tilde, anti-grammar, anti-sammiches, or anti-Harem stance on anything. You know how he gets when that happens. It’s not pretty.
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That is definitely off the table! No Aussies and their poison filth allowed! Security! How did this guy get back in here? Grrrrrrr.
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