Discussion » Questions » Emotions » What’s the best way to break up a dispute between two Sandwichnistas who both want to make a sandwich for me at the same time?
Randy D

What’s the best way to break up a dispute between two Sandwichnistas who both want to make a sandwich for me at the same time?

 

~

Posted - February 25, 2021
Tags : None

Responses


  • 10635
    Break it up?  Why would you want to do that?  Just grab a garden hose, stand back, and let them work out the answer for themselves.
      February 25, 2021 9:45 AM MST
    2

  • 53504

     

      Lol. 

      ~

      February 25, 2021 10:50 AM MST
    1

  • 13395
    Make your own sammich.
      February 25, 2021 10:32 AM MST
    2

  • 53504

     

      That’s just plain hateful, dismissive, unheard of, and completely outside of any realm of possibility. I think you need a time out.




    ~

      February 25, 2021 10:50 AM MST
    2

  • 13395
    The ladies got wised up and told me to tell you that.
      February 25, 2021 11:01 AM MST
    2

  • 53504


      Is that so?  Well, they can be easily and quickly replaced.

      I have to go now; there are a couple of forms I need to fill out and file. (Cough, cough.)



    ~

      February 25, 2021 11:07 AM MST
    2

  • 13395
    That's an ancient piece of paperwork from the 1950's. You need to update.
      February 25, 2021 11:21 AM MST
    2

  • 53504

     

       I already upgraded once, this was the old method:




    Don’t expect me to do it again so soon.  Besides, the form isn’t from the 1950s, it’s from the 2010s.
    ~

      February 25, 2021 11:29 AM MST
    2

  • 10996
    Pinch yourself. You're dreaming.
      February 26, 2021 4:26 AM MST
    2

  • 53504

     

      Wouldn’t it be better if you just rolled over here and pinched me yourself?


    ~

     

      February 26, 2021 4:32 AM MST
    0