Companion question:
You’re confusing.
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Hold on a second. You’re not here, I’m here. You’re there, because if you were here, we’d both be here, not there. We could both be here at the same time, except that you’re not and I am. So how can you be there and call it here when it’s clear that I am here while you are not? Please stop saying you’re here when you are not. So there!
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