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If someone wrote a book about your life, what would its title be?

"The improbable adventures of Gary, the garrulous porcupine."

Posted - October 22, 2016
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  • I'm sure not all chapters have been fails Mr Bromide, there MUST be a more than just a couple of winning ones in there, yes?
    I'm sure.
    Still good title , MB.
    Thanks.
      October 22, 2016 9:14 PM MDT
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    Diary of a Mad Massage Therapist.  
      October 22, 2016 8:55 PM MDT
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  • If we go with the original "Diary of...", it would be funny and peppered with moments of insight and wisdom. I can certainly see that in your book.  
    Thanks for writing, Sharonna.
      October 23, 2016 9:24 AM MDT
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    Trapped in a Golden Cage..
    - To be continued..


     This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 16, 2017 6:10 PM MDT
      October 23, 2016 3:00 AM MDT
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  • Thank for your candor. I stopped for a minute looking at your tittle and the picture. 
    I suppose a golden cage is still, a cage is still a cage, is still a cage. Yes?
    Thanks for writing S.
      October 23, 2016 9:29 AM MDT
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    Yes, it's a cage no matter how much gold is used. Thank you.
      October 23, 2016 10:10 AM MDT
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    There's a great movie called "Lady in a Cage." I think it was James Caan first movie. Olivia DeHavilland was the big star.

      September 16, 2017 6:13 PM MDT
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  •  "The Minor Skirmishes Of Furious Lucy", "Practical Procrastinating In Four And A Half Decades", "Is That it?", "How Not To Do Things: A Beginner's Guide", "I Thought I Was Taller", "Having Great Hair, The Pros And Cons", to name but a few. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at September 16, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
      October 24, 2016 12:37 AM MDT
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  • :)
      October 24, 2016 1:36 AM MDT
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  • These are all very , very good. ))
    Ill have to go with, Hm,
    I thought I was taller!!
    I like the last one too.
    Thank you L, they made.me.smile.
      October 24, 2016 7:06 AM MDT
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  • As did the 'improbable' part of yours.
    As for the rest of it, nothing there to contradict )
      October 24, 2016 7:22 AM MDT
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  • You've heard most of them, you know how improbable they are. )

      October 24, 2016 8:08 AM MDT
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  • Ah, the probability of the improbableness was the most improbable part. Garrulous porcupine, not so much )
      October 24, 2016 10:02 AM MDT
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  • Which is the improbable part?  The garrulous or the porcupine?
      October 24, 2016 11:45 AM MDT
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  • Neither of those. The probability of your improbleness is more improbable than the certainty of porcupineness and the other thing...
      October 24, 2016 12:40 PM MDT
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  • Fear And Loathing In Northampton
      October 25, 2016 5:49 AM MDT
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  • 3907
    Hello Lago:

    Nookie I SHOULDA got..

    excon This post was edited by excon at September 16, 2017 6:17 PM MDT
      October 24, 2016 7:24 AM MDT
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  • Hehe that's good.
    Would it be a big book or a skinny one?
    Thank you for writing Ex.
      October 24, 2016 8:07 AM MDT
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    Hello again, L:

    In the name of my manhood, the book is very very small..  However, in the name of TRUTH, it's HUGE.

    excon
      October 24, 2016 8:13 AM MDT
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  • That's funny,
    But how true. We and our male pride eh?
    The other day I was running and was really sucking going up this one hill. Then I ran by what appeared to be a pool party of some sort. For as long as I was in sight, my form was perfect and my stride long, even when I almost had to spit out my lungs!
    Isn't that silly?
    Thanks for responding Ex.
      October 24, 2016 8:18 AM MDT
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  • 457
    How to Anger Bullies on Answermug: 1st Edition
      October 24, 2016 7:30 AM MDT
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  • I would definitely read that one.  
    And all subsequent editions.
    Good answer.
    Thanks Pay.
      October 24, 2016 8:05 AM MDT
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    The Land of Smothered Opportunities.
      October 26, 2016 12:50 AM MDT
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  • 23577


    Be Well
      September 16, 2017 6:18 PM MDT
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