Everything you need is in the trunk of the car, it’s parked next to 34th and Weldt Ave; all fingerprints wiped off. Now where’s my payment?

  That’s fine.
  The car’s fuel tank is on empty, three of the tires are bald, the fourth one is a temporary spare with a slow leak, there’s no muffler, the brakes are shot, the upholstery smells of mold, there are six through-and-through bullet holes in the front and rear windshields, the safety inspection sticker expired last year, there’s a bumper sticker that says, “F—- the police, they’re all pyggs”, the front license plate is stolen from a Ryder truck eight states away, and the rear license plate is missing.

  Good luck not getting pulled over by law enforcement. 

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Lol!

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  Gee, there’s a police station near there? I didn’t know that. Maybe it’s new. (Cough, cough.)

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  Oh, wait, you’re right! I guess I was holding the map upside down. Well, you can go ahead and pick up the car there anyway, I doubt they’ll even notice you. Everything should be fine. (Cough, cough, cough, COUGH.)
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  (((Good thinking; we never know if this place is bugged.  No, no, no, don’t look around, it raises too much suspicion!  Wow, you must be new at this. Relax and act nonchalant. Just drop the envelope on the floor and slide it over to me with your foot.)))

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