A week? Bah! I can teach you how to burp the alphabet in about an hour . And if you bring enough beer, I can teach you to burp chopsticks in less that a day. (I'm sorry, grasshopper, but I cannot teach you to burp Beethoven's 9th symphony... that manner of belching is very intimate and must come deep from within.)
I am the farmer and to teach you about farm labor you will do 78 hours weekly; that is 12 hours daily 6 days of the week and half day off on Sunday. $150 monthly pay.