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What would be some funny names or mottos for a themed café? ~

 

  The Menu Venue

  Spoons and Tunes

  Spoon Saloon

  Fork and Pork

  Stagger Inn

  Pie-Hole Junction 

  Salad for the Pallid (a vegetarian meeting place)

  The Heyday Buffett (a nostalgic themed eatery)

  Swill and Grill (offers drinks and food, neither of them very good in quality)

  Burgers and Mergers — Where We Make The Meals While You Make The Deals (located in the business district)

  Porridge and Storage — Stuff Your Gut and Store Your Stuff (a combined café and mini-storage place)
  
  Neat Eats (a trendy new-age theme)

  

 

Posted - March 18, 2021

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    7268
    lol
      March 18, 2021 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 19942
    Fork and Talk
      March 18, 2021 8:07 AM MDT
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    7268
    The Let-us Leaf (memorable if nothing else. 
      March 18, 2021 11:00 AM MDT
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  • 22853


    "Walk right in, sit right down, baby bring your fair gang 'round"





     - - maybe a motto for a restaurant that opened in the 1960's and retains that aura (even though I guess the song was first recorded in 1929)
    This post was edited by WelbyQuentin at March 19, 2021 5:26 AM MDT
      March 18, 2021 6:22 PM MDT
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