I’m not drinking anything with alcohol now because I’m pregnant. The due date is Tuesday, but the baby can come anytime now. I won’t be drinking any alcohol for the next 18 months or so while I’m nursing. When I had my first kids, I went without any alcoholic beverages at all for the time I was pregnant and then for the time I was nursing.
There was that time I had to walk all the way around a friend's lazy lump of a dog on my way from thinking about it, to actually opening the drinks cabinet. I guess that would be it.