Just for fun, if YOU had a product warning label, what might it say? [Inspired by another member’s post.]

“Highly susceptible to adverse reactions to poor grammar, avocados, guacamole, mayonnaise, Vegemite, and knockoff massage oils. Do not allow near Canadian border, especially in vicinity of his serial ex-wife/fiancé.  No liability nor legal recourse can be sought in any harem-related activities or sandwich-making assembly lines located on his property, especially in dungeon secure basement facilities. Will not observe restraining orders issued in the state of Minnesota. Your failure to read all of the fine print before accessing his services does not absolve you from any actions he may take concerning you. No guarantee is made for your placement on the rotation schedule nor is your position there permanently fixed. All patents pending.”

https://answermug.com/forums/topic/125476/do-you-read-consumer-product-labels/view/post_id/880663
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