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A few measly secretive, unauthorized, and arguably inconsequential shipments of tildes from Singapore three or four times a week for a year and all of a sudden you shut me down? How is a guy even supposed to live under these draconian, soul-crushing, dictatorial, restrictive, and abusive conditions? Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
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((((But these were the limited edition gold-inlaid ones! We’re talking about a once-in-a-lifetime moment! There was no way I could pass it up!))))
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