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*Groggily: Danged . . . A . . . Aussies. G . . . Grrrrrrr
Ok, ok, I’m willing to help out as much as I can, and I even agreed to wear this apron just as you ordered me to, but explain to me again this rule of yours that I can’t wear any of my own clothing?
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Oh. Well, I’ll have to stay here at your place for a few days while I recover. Will you be shunting me off to the spare bedroom, or do I have the honor of milady’s bedchamber to be pampered by her in intimate fashion?
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