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Sell something, stuff envelopes, start a bake sale, hold car washes, start a Ponzi scheme, recycle aluminum, wash windows, drive for Uber, pick pockets, walk dogs, cook perfume in your kitchen, donate a body part, write the great American novel, clean rain gutters, do anything you can to drum up some quick cash, and lots of it too! This is a desperate situation!
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I do, but I didn’t include them because A) I still need you to post bail for me, and B) I don’t want you to slap me in the face.
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I was framed.
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