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Randy D

When the public defender’s first question to me was, “So what’s a tilde anyway?”, I knew I was in trouble! Can’t you get me a REAL lawyer?

 

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Posted - March 30, 2021
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  • 8214
    Sorry, they charge too much. What do you want to know and I'll google it for you?
      March 31, 2021 2:08 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      Sell something, stuff envelopes, start a bake sale, hold car washes, start a Ponzi scheme, recycle aluminum, wash windows, drive for Uber, pick pockets, walk dogs, cook perfume in your kitchen, donate a body part, write the great American novel, clean rain gutters, do anything you can to drum up some quick cash, and lots of it too! This is a desperate situation!


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      March 31, 2021 5:40 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    It all sounds wonderfully awful, don't you have any other ideas? 
     This post was edited by Art Lover at March 31, 2021 9:02 AM MDT
      March 31, 2021 6:22 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      I do, but I didn’t include them because A) I still need you to post bail for me, and B) I don’t want you to slap me in the face.


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      March 31, 2021 6:29 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    You just can't stay out of trouble. 
      March 31, 2021 9:00 AM MDT
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  • 53526

     

      I was framed.
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      March 31, 2021 9:43 AM MDT
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  • 8214
    Yes you were.  Your picture was framed down at the post office. hahahahaha
      March 31, 2021 2:13 PM MDT
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  • 53526
      March 31, 2021 5:46 PM MDT
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  • 44649
    Stupid Questions Asked by Lawyers

    Here are some stupid attorney questions asked during trials.

    Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?

    How many times have you committed suicide?

    Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?

    You don’t know what it was, and you didn’t know what it looked like, but can you describe it?

    Now, you have investigated other murders, have you not, where there was a victim?

    At the time you first saw Dr. David, had you ever seen him prior to that time?

    You were there until the time you left, is that true?

    Were you alone or by yourself?

    Do you have any children or anything of that kind?

    So, you were gone until you returned?


      March 31, 2021 9:06 AM MDT
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