I meant tether ball pole. Why don’t you ever listen?
(It’s because of things like this that I couldn’t deal with the day-to-day with you and filed for divorce number one.)
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Lol, it wasn’t all that bad or you wouldn’t have married me ten more times.
Well, there’s at least that one thing about you that I can’t resist.
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No, you’re confusing me with one of your other exes. This is me.
Grrrrrrrrr.
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