Celibacy, abstinence, celibacy, chastity, celibacy, silence, celibacy, poverty, celibacy, stability, celibacy, nonsandwichosity, celibacy, kindheartedness, celibacy, faith, celibacy, piety, celibacy, avarice, celibacy, impure thoughts, celibacy, self-denial, celibacy, benevolence, celibacy, charity, celibacy, obedience, celibacy, virtue, celibacy, antildeism, celibacy, frugalness, and celibacy.
Dungeon? What dungeon? I don’t know anything about any dungeons.
I’m sort of new here, but since they offered me the basement cell (calm down, that’s monastery/convent lingo for sleeping quarters), I like the way it’s situated far away from the other Brethren. I thought I’d spruce it up a bit and without bothering the Father Superior, I can invite nubile young Novices from Our Shady Lady of Won’t Tell over here on lonely Friday and Saturday nights for lessons in tongue and the laying on of hands. (Cough, cough.)
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