How often do you wear a hat when you’re out in public? ~

 

  I have two of those in my collection of over 35 hats, one is black and the other is dark blue. The majority of my hats are fedoras.
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Do you have one of these?

 

  Nope. (Besides, it’s the wrong color scheme.)

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I sit corrected.

 

  Er, um, that’s not what “never” means. 

 

Reported.
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Yard work is not 'in public'.

 

  It’s outdoors, ergo, in public. 

 

You’re added to the report. 

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Ha...I will fight that tooth and bitten-to-the-quick nails.

 

  That’s fine. The line forms to your immediate left, please maintain six feet of distance from the person in front of you. 

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Outdoors does not always constitute public.  My yard is private.  Therefore, according to both United States and California State law, my being out in my yard is not considered my being in public. 

 

  wore worn

You're lucky I didn't say "war".  Ya know, as in - I ain't ever have war none hat.

Not even a baby bonnet?

Not that I recall.  Course I was on boob juice at that time, and that stuff messes up the mind.

 

  Personally, I can’t stand baseball caps. They’re way too ”Joe 6-Pack” for me.
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