What's the best type of food to use in a food fight?

It depends upon what you want to accomplish:

Tomatoes have high speed and good range, but you have to aim them precisely.

Bananas are more forgiving of aim errors, but tend to curve as they travel.

Peas are easy to aim because of their spread, but have limited range.

Pies are sort of good at everything, but great at nothing.

Watermelon is a lot like pie, except you trade infinite ammo for slower projectile speed.

At higher levels, basically the food variety becomes irrelevant. At those speeds, the chefs have to be
directly in your path of travel or you'll never hit them.

Cream filled 
sponge rolls
...oh I forget the name of those little
rolls of cream...

One time I was having spaghetti and I yelled Look! It's the Flying Spaghetti Monster and I threw it at my hubby so yeah, spaghetti works great.  It came out of my white shirt eventually.

General Tso's Chicken would also be a good food for a food fight because being General Tso and all, he really wants to fight.

frozen watermelons !   :-} 

Really spoiled. This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at October 26, 2016 1:27 PM MDT

Sloppy Joe

I usually find that I get the velocity I want with a tangerine or a small orange.