When is the last time you whispered?

You caught it before the grammar police. Good job.

Some days I'm sharper than others. :)

I can't like this because of those FEET!! 

I have an aversion to adult human feet. Make a notation in the file. 

 

  Oh, you’re one of those, are you? Consider the notation made (see below). I definitely don’t have a foot fetish, but at that same time, I’m not averse to feet either.

NOTE TO SELF: 


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Wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Where did that come from? Just because I don't like looking at or touching feet doesn't meant that I mind having mine touched! Think of how you feel about having certain body parts touched or kissed vs the idea of touching or kissing those on someone else. 

No tickling, though. Definitely no tickling. 

 

“Think of how you feel about having certain body parts touched or kissed vs the idea of touching or kissing those on someone else.”

For the remainder of my life, these words of yours will replay again and again in my brain as the most prolific you’ve ever penned. Mark me down to both give and receive touching and kissing on every body part possible. (By the way, I’m also anti-tickling, on any part of the body at any time for any reason whatsoever.)

P.S. You’re scheduled for a foot massage as soon as you arrive at the motel. Disregard the note above. 

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I did not realize that you felt that way! I mean, I've never seen you flirt with any of the men here, so I assumed you didn't cherish the though of touching or kissing "every body part possible". 

I'll make a notation if that's what you wish! Are you sure? 

 

  Grrrrrrrr. 

  

Hahaha! 

Gotcha. 

Sweet! Happy birthday to her.