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Two questions I asked today purposely are grammatically incorrect. How long before the grammar constabulatory finds them?

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Posted - May 1, 2021

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  • 19942
    Constabulary
      May 2, 2021 7:33 AM MDT
    3

  • 52854

     

      Everyday citizens also keep an eye out here in a sort of “Neighborhood Watch Program”.
    ~

      May 2, 2021 8:17 AM MDT
    3

  • 44115
    Are you losing your touch? You missed the speeling error.
      May 2, 2021 12:25 PM MDT
    2

  • 52854

     

      Perhaps you’re unclear on the concept, so I will reiterate: Everyday citizens also keep an eye out here in a sort of “Neighborhood Watch Program”.
    ~

      May 2, 2021 12:35 PM MDT
    2

  • 19942
    Vas is das speeling?
      May 2, 2021 5:59 PM MDT
    3

  • 52854

     

      [I didn’t write that.]

    __

      May 2, 2021 8:53 PM MDT
    3

  • 19942
    Vas is das speeling?
      May 2, 2021 9:17 PM MDT
    2

  • 44115
    Da.
      May 3, 2021 8:34 AM MDT
    1

  • 44115
    Make that three.
      May 2, 2021 12:24 PM MDT
    3

  • 10
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      May 2, 2021 3:27 PM MDT
    3

  • 44115
    What's with all of the CAPITALS?
      May 3, 2021 8:35 AM MDT
    1

  • 13249
    What's all this then?
      May 2, 2021 9:03 PM MDT
    2

  • 52854

     

      And now for something completely different.
    ~

      November 19, 2022 6:53 PM MST
    3

  • 13249
    A man with three buttocks.
      November 19, 2022 9:41 PM MST
    3

  • 16155
    And now for something completely the same ...
      November 20, 2022 6:53 AM MST
    2

  • 52854

     

      That’s not an argument. I paid for an argument!
    ~

      November 20, 2022 7:02 AM MST
    2

  • 16155
    Don't give me that, you snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings! Shut your festering gob, you t*t! Your type really makes me puke! You vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!
    (Stupid git)
      November 20, 2022 7:08 AM MST
    2

  • 52854

     

      Why, that’s not an argument at all. That’s merely a string of nasty insults and attempts at intimidation. See here, I’ll have the argument I paid for or I’ll have my 5 quid returned to me.
    ~

      November 20, 2022 7:57 AM MST
    1

  • 13249
    Sorry, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.
      November 20, 2022 8:45 AM MST
    3

  • 52854

     

     But I have paid! The cashier at the front desk has the fiver I paid!
    ~

      November 20, 2022 7:57 PM MST
    0