Two questions I asked today purposely are grammatically incorrect. How long before the grammar constabulatory finds them?

  Everyday citizens also keep an eye out here in a sort of “Neighborhood Watch Program”.
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  Perhaps you’re unclear on the concept, so I will reiterate: Everyday citizens also keep an eye out here in a sort of “Neighborhood Watch Program”.
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  [I didn’t write that.]

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  And now for something completely different.
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  That’s not an argument. I paid for an argument!
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  Why, that’s not an argument at all. That’s merely a string of nasty insults and attempts at intimidation. See here, I’ll have the argument I paid for or I’ll have my 5 quid returned to me.
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 But I have paid! The cashier at the front desk has the fiver I paid!
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