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If your pet could talk, what’s one thing they could say that would completely ruin your image?

Posted - May 29, 2021
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  • 53524

     

      “Auwk! That’s not the same lady from last night, Randy D! Auwk! That’s not the same lady from last night, Randy D! Auwk! That’s not the same lady from last night, Randy D! Auwk! That’s not the same lady from last night, Randy D! Auwk!”



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      May 29, 2021 10:22 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Freaky parrot! 
      May 29, 2021 10:50 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      IKR? I received it as a gift from an anonymous person, it was sent FedEx a week ago from Minnesota. I don’t understand: who do I even know in Minnesota? Oh, wait a second . . .


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      May 29, 2021 11:07 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    Lucky you. Very cool parrot. 
      May 30, 2021 5:35 PM MDT
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  • 53524

     

      I don’t want it! There’s no name of shipper or return address on the packaging label! Would you PLEEEEEEEASE take this thing off of my hands? It’s disrupted every single “visitor” I’ve had over here ever since it arrived! The entire rotation schedule is thrown out of whack with all the last-minute cancellations and angry contract breaches! It’s truly messing up my game!


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      May 30, 2021 7:01 PM MDT
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  • 10052
    It's always something, isn't it? 

    I suggest a well-established zoo or sanctuary. It's unfortunately not safe to release captives into the wild. Poor slave parrots! 
      May 31, 2021 2:14 PM MDT
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  • 11151
    My dog would never intentionally say anything that would completely ruin my image because he is my brother from another mother but he might casually mention that sometimes I pee behind the shed which would ruin my image of being a respectable neighbour. Cheers! This post was edited by Nanoose at May 31, 2021 2:11 PM MDT
      May 30, 2021 6:48 PM MDT
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