Have you made a costly purchase (over $250) recently?

 

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I don't usually consider dental implants a purchase - just something that needed to be done, like replacing leaky roof tiles.

Not even for sandwich fixin's?

 

   (((((Shhhhh! What are you trying to do, bring the IRS and the SEC down on me? I have enough of a problem running two sets of books and hiding the transfers of money in offshore accounts! Don’t ruin it for me by shining a flashlight on a backroom operation! Shhhhh!)))))
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  What am I, chopped chicken liver? It would kill you to ask if I needed one too, I suppose. Oy vey.



:(

I checked with Mom and she assured me that you couldn't be my brother. Buy your own phone.

 

  Instead of any direct familial connection, I was counting more on the burning lusty desire and maddening sensual attraction that you have for me to compel you to present me with a present. I’m getting a little tired of you only thinking of me as a piece of meat who does your bidding in the bedroom. Hold on, what am I saying? I’m not sick of that at all!

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(Watch out Randy.)

 

[Comma after the word “out”.]

 

  IKR? If someone inadvertently submits a duplicate post, or if the website glitches and causes a duplicate post, the author can merely delete it.

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