Our lawn mower engine seized up yesterday, making it a piece of scrap metal. I went and purchased another. $400.
    
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  Nope, not even $25.
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   (((((Shhhhh! What are you trying to do, bring the IRS and the SEC down on me? I have enough of a problem running two sets of books and hiding the transfers of money in offshore accounts! Don’t ruin it for me by shining a flashlight on a backroom operation! Shhhhh!)))))
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  What am I, chopped chicken liver? It would kill you to ask if I needed one too, I suppose. Oy vey.![]()
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Instead of any direct familial connection, I was counting more on the burning lusty desire and maddening sensual attraction that you have for me to compel you to present me with a present. I’m getting a little tired of you only thinking of me as a piece of meat who does your bidding in the bedroom. Hold on, what am I saying? I’m not sick of that at all!

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IKR? If someone inadvertently submits a duplicate post, or if the website glitches and causes a duplicate post, the author can merely delete it.

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